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The Championship Years 2017-18, part 2: All The Comforts Of Home

On The Ball City!

Norwich City 1      Sunderland 3   Last Sunday, the Black Cats of newly relegated Sunderland strode onto the pitch and from the off, they felt right at home. They played well….okay….they played well enough to win. Yes, they had only 35% possession, but….they made it count. They played the match with all the…

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There Will Always Be A Scotland

never trust a tory

Scotland 2     England 2   Scotland defeats England 2-2. So the headline should have, could have been. After all, when USA!USA!!USA!!! played England in the 2010 World Cup the New Your POST headline was USA beats England 1-1!! Scotland needed a win to have any shot of actually qualifying for the 2018 World Cup in…

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The Greatest!!

Muhammad Ali

R.I.P.   The Greatest    1942-2016   Muhammad Ali was not only the greatest boxer of all time. He was  THE Greatest. Period. Full stop. The word THE is vital in the grand scheme of things. The Greatest. But it was not the death of Muhammad Ali that brought this home to me. Instead, it was a…

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Running Late With Toast In Your Mouth

2015 in Review, pretty much….   If you expect a look back here, a year in review and all that dross, then your expectations are pretty much wrong. Go cry into a glass of cheap champagne on your own time. Also, if you expect any New Year’s Resolutions and similar false bravado here, well…I guess…

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Back To The Butcher

Who needs a focking DeLorean…!!?   Sometimes there is so much, too much, to write about, talk about, think about…and this is one of those times. I’ve painted myself into a corner (again) after all these years and faced with everything I have to and should be talking about, thinking about, and writing about, I…

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Johnny Unitas Is Bewildered

Chelsea 1     Southampton 3   I was planning to write a long-form essay on the various perils and turmoils of two cities in England….that would be Dallas and Fort Worth for those of you keeping score down at The Firehouse in Mount Horeb WI where I dropped by yesterday to have a beer or three…

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Music Vanishes

Music vanishes once it’s played….   Only silence resonates/reverberates….somewhere in the caverns of….what…..the heart?? ((ed. See editor’s note in the first ((and only)) comment)) Or, like words not spoken, words not written. Note not played. There! You hear that?? That bottle that dropped during the intro of Humble Pie’s live version of Dr John Creaux’s…

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Un, Duex, Trois…

Women's World Cup

More time spent with this, than with (writing about) what your are about to read:   It’s almost as if I’m a utility man for a lower mid-table League 2 team, say…for example, York City, and of course it’s summer break and being a utility player I’m certainly not playing international football, so….it’s summer break…

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WARNING: Unresponsive Script (Not Responding)

Just How in hell did Lewis Hamilton just lose the Gran Prix of Monaco??   I don’t know. You tell me. Hamilton was ruling the day at Monaco from lap 1. He built a lead of 13 seconds ((13 minutes it might as  well have been)) and was virtually lapping the field. At lap 64,…

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Winning Cute

Chelsea FC

Queens Park Rangers 0      Chelsea 1   It doesn’t matter in sports how cute you are….sometimes you have to win the ugly way. Scoreboard, and all that. So today (as I transcribe these notes from my Egyptian Stationary Company stenographer’s notebook onto the pages whirling through my Adler J5 typewriter whirl as the hipsters sipping…

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Poetic Justice, Inc.

The English Premier League Weekend in poetic form.   Since I’m not well versed (see what I did there, Clive?) in classical Japanese poetry, I can’t and will not even pretend to try anything more clever than  a well known 3 line poetic form based on the concept of 5 syllables, then 7 syllables and…

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Kevin Harvick vs. Ireland

kevin harvick

Wisconsin 59      Nebraska 24   The Gundam always wins. I used that little line once as a spoiler warning to lead off an essay about spoiler warnings. The start of the battle might not look so promising. But it is the truth. Truth!! The Gundam always wins!! So it was with today’s little tilt at…

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Beef, Hops & Cider

Paulton Rovers 1      Hereford United 2   There were better days for Hereford United, but even then, they still had shite to clean up. Now, they’ve fallen to the 7th division of English football, are £1.3 million in debt, and their most recent former manager is forcing them into bankruptcy because he hasn’t been been…

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First and 10

jose mourinho

“One of the easiest things in football is to win 1-0.”   Ipswich Town 0      Norwich City 1 Lewis Grabben smacked home the opener at 24 minutes off a Tettey header from Hoolihan’s corner, and….as Jose Mourinho might say, the rest was easy. It didn’t look easy at times, but Norwich was the…