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Dragon, Lions & Haggis

Euro 2016

Look at my Fucking Red Trousers!!!!   When Roy Hodgson led his team out to play Switzerland….oh wait a minute. He’s leading the Swiss national team out to play in the 1994 World Cup…most likely the United States which despite the happy smiling faces, would end in a 1-1 draw as Erik Wynalda equalized just…

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F1 vs. NASCAR, part 1 Version 2.0.23

This, again….   Where do I start. First there’s Eddie Gossage, the aforementioned President of the Texas Motor Speedway, barking out of his ass about Formula 1. Then, there’s Tony Stewart’s partner in Insanity, Gene Haas, who’s fixin’ to club his way ((pun somewhat, but not really, intended)) into Formula 1 with a brave new…

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Best 4th Place Finish Of All-Time, So Far….

setting off fireworks in the bathroom of a women's prison

West Ham United and the Oakland Raiders Attempt To Sneak Into The Playoffs   It’s Silly Season in the English Premier League. The transfer window opens July 1st, and teams are making their big brave plans. And from the look of it, everyone, and I mean EVERYONE is gunning for that 4th place finish ((well…everyone…

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It’s Talladega, Baby!! Fall 2012 Cream Puff Edition

Talladega Tits

It’s Talladega, Baby!! And you know what THAT means!!   CREAM PUFFS!!! Yes, you read that right. And if you think I’m just kidding about that, you savages think wrong. This time, dignity, style and culture will finally hold sway. Something has to hold sway in this terrible autumnal season of quisling replacements officials and the…

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The International Break Of The Century (So Far)

All Of Europe Awaits The Results Of Tonight’s Federated Auto Parts 400 from Richmond International Raceway   While I’m quite sure the lads from England were awestruck when their bus/limousine carried them through The Gates of Chisnau enroute to their 5-0 trompage of Moldova yesterday (as this is written), the real thought at the back…

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Only Human

bicycle fascists

Here Come The Bicycle Fascists, AGAIN!! Nobody (with the exception of the bicycle fascists, of course) in America would give a fock about professional cycling and the Tour de France if not for Lance Armstrong. Not even Greg LeMond moved the needle as much as Armstrong has. If an American is not winning it, or…

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Drive 300km/h. Win FREE Drink!!

formula 1 speeds

  Aston Villa 2      Chelsea 4 I’ve uncovered a snappy way for me to win a FREE drink…..but before we get into that free drink deal, what I’ve been saying all along is turning out to be true. Fernando Torres is Chelsea’s MVP. NO question about that. His presence on the pitch creates…

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The Mayor Of Casterbridge

march madness

Athletic Bilbao 2     Manchester United 1     (5-3 Agg) Manchester City 3     Sporting CP 2     (3-3 Agg) Chelsea 4     Napoli 1    (5-4 Agg) March Madness indeed. The weather, for one….80 focking degrees in mid-March in Wisconsin?? The NCAA tournament with 2 upsets that no one saw coming….Norfolk State and Lehigh toppled Duke and Mizzou….quite a few…