fascist football clubs

Win Or DIE!!

Sunderland FC has a new manager   Like many people, I wonder what was going through Ellis Short’s mind when he hired Paulo Di Canio as the new head coach … Continue Reading →

Manchester City

Find The Citizens

Everton  2      Manchester City 0   The title race is pretty much all over with. After today’s tilt at Goodison Park, there is nothing more than a spurious … Continue Reading →

horsemeat scandal

Happy Horsemeat

Steaua București 1     Chelsea 0   When Romania banned horses and carts from roads and city streets, it set into motion a horsemeat scandal that has rocked Europe and at … Continue Reading →

special1e

Mirror, Mirror….

Chelsea 1      West Brom 0   Saturday’s win was a win. Not as close as the scoreboard would indicate, but honestly, we have no fault but own own … Continue Reading →

danicamania

As Our Hearts Waver

Chelsea 1     Sparta Prague 1   Danicamania aside, who else besides me thinks that Danica Patrick will win a NASCAR race before Fernando Torres scores another goal for … Continue Reading →

The Special One

は一つの特別な

Chelsea 4      Brentford 0   Apparently, Chelsea woke up about the same time I did today. On most days, that would be a good thing, IF we shared … Continue Reading →

NASCAR news 2013

Transmissions From The Representative of Generation 6

Liverpool 5    Norwich City 0 Chelsea 2      Southampton 2   Yes. I know. I promised not to allow any sort of football-related matters to cloud or diffuse, or in any … Continue Reading →

speed9e

MAKE ALL POSSIBLE TIME, CONSISTENT WITH SAFETY.

  Leeds United 1       Chelsea 5 Chelsea 8      Aston Villa 0   The orders were hooped up to Rafa Benitez somewhere between Leeds and Wakefield. I can almost … Continue Reading →

Chelsea FC

Congratulations For Nothing

Corinthians 1      Chelsea 0 A pal of mine, down at my local pub, The Grumpy Troll, noticed my Chelsea cap yesterday and congratulated me and Chelsea for winning. … Continue Reading →

fashion2a

The Elusive W

In 2023, Chelsea’s newest owner becomes bored with his team winning everything.  He decides to try his hand with NASCAR.   Imagine that. The post-Roman Abramovich era. It will be … Continue Reading →

rafa1

Rafa OUT: The Crying of Lot SW6

Rafa OUT??? What the hell did I do to piss everyone off?? I should not write a thing at the moment. I’m just too pig-biting mad! But, I’ve never let … Continue Reading →

matter3

Concepts Of Zero

Juventus 3     Chelsea 0 Let me get this out of the way straight up. Zero is not always the coolest number. That is one of the many concepts … Continue Reading →

rc1

Rally Cap Wanker

Chelsea 1     Atlético Madrid 4 When Chelsea went down 0-3 at halftime on a Falcao hat-trick, I donned my rally-cap for the 2nd half  hoping for the best, … Continue Reading →

Euro 2012

Halt! NONE Shall Pass!!

Sweden 2    England 3 Spain 4    Ireland 0 After Matchday 2 of Euro 2012, Sweden and Ireland are officially 2 and done. Or in Ireland’s case, 2 and Dunne. They’ll … Continue Reading →