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I promise to keep it simple…but….   The NASCAR 2017 season is upon us like a comet about to hit the Earth. The Advance Auto Parts Clash at Daytona is this Saturday and the Daytona 500 qualifying for the front row is this Sunday afternoon. So I’m getting on with it. But there is a…

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It’s Talladega, Baby!! Fall 2016 Bee Gees Edition

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It’s TALLADEGA, Baby!! And you know what THAT means…!!   NOW I ask y’all straight off….is that not THE BEST FUCKING BEE GEES PICTURE of All Time?? You absolutely KNOW it is. Onward. As for what Talladega means….well….we all know that the #1 search term that finds this little online sadness diary that is more…

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The New Medieval Realm…

Brian France

Brian France with a Charter prepared for a lucky team owner, earlier…   NASCAR has crept up on me suddenly this year…like the shadow of a monster. Well, to be honest it was lurking there all along  But like everything this year, it has taken me by surprise. Yes, it really IS and has been…

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It’s Talladega, Baby!! Fall 2015 Surface Transportation Edition

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It’s Talladega, Baby!! And you know what THAT means!!!   Yes indeed, it means exactly what it has meant around here all these years….the things that gives most men a raging boner. But now, this time around, it will also mean things that give some men a raging boner. And no, I’m not referring to…

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The New Saints

The New Saints

B36 Tórshavn 1      The New Saints 2   I’m not the least bit Catholic, mind, but I’m all for Saints, the existence of Saints, the beatifications of Saints and the rest of (most of) the dross that goes along with, up to a certain point. It think it’s a good idea for the most part.…

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NASCAR 2015: The Lesbian Bear Show *growl* *growl*

It’s Speedweeks!! *growl*   On the eve of qualifying for the pole position for the Daytona 500 as the NASCAR 2015 season is about to blot out the sun with the engines’ hallucinogenic roar, I must admit that the start of Speedweeks and the NASCAR 2015 season has crept up on me more suddenly than…

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With All Their Guns Blazing

Louis van Gaal and Manuel Pelligini share a bit of pre-Manchester Derby banter….   The most important thing that will happen tomorrow, as I write this, or one hundred years ago, as you read this, is the Manchester Derby. Not the Breeders Cup, the US Gran Prix, the Texas 500, nor Washington 23  Minnesota Vike-Queens…

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It’s Talladega, Baby!! Fall 2014 ELIMINATOR Edition

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It’s Talladega, Baby!! And you know what THAT means!!!   It means exactly what you think it means. But this time, it also means so much more. Meanwhile, for me it means finding some trailer court in the general vicinity of the Talladega Superspeedway which is ideally located across the railroad tracks from a women’s…

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Brickyard 400 Pre-Twittered: The Europa League Of NASCAR

ROONEY!!!

LA Galaxy 0      ManU(re) 7   While Matt Kenseth and Danica Patrick were not even imaging that they would merely qualify 13th and 14th respectively for today’s Brickyard 400, ManU(re) were obvious attempting, with some success, to achieve the highest stage of manliness imaginable in front of 86,432 fans at The Rose Bowl…

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fat paddy kenny

How’s the third Fermat prime treating you now you fat Irish c**t!!!   If you thought I’d be writing about USA! USA!! USA!!!’s World Cup 2014, you thought wrong. I’ll get that at some point…and that point will be when Belgium joins us on the sidelines. For now, we have a rather bizarre and intriguing…

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No World Cup, No Life

2014 world cup

Clint Dempsey wins the Quaker State 400 at the Kentucky Speedway   Let’s get the NASCAR out of the way straight off this time. No facile conceit about being dragged into it by some cute anime babes. Nope, none of that. Gentlemen, start your engines. It’s NASCAR’s good fortune that they’re on a series of…

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The Triple

kurt busch doing the double

Kurt Busch might be doing the double…..I’m doing the triple!!   As I promised, I’m doing the Triple today. Grand Prix of Monaco, Indy 500, and the Coca-Cola 600. A day at the races well spent. Kurt Busch is doing the double, the Indy 500 and the Coca-Cola 600. Buy I’m doing all three races.…

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It’s Talladega, Baby!! Spring 2014 CUTE Moe Edition

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It’s Talladega, Baby!! And you know what THAT means….!!!   Actually, this time, you don’t know what that means. Let me explain. The word moe (pronounced mo-é) is a Japanese word that means, well….it means a lot of different things rolled into one. Elements of cuteness, vulnerability, embarrasment, adorableness, sweetness, all rolled into one. For example,…

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Chelsea 42 Arsenal 0

Chelsea  6     Arsenal 0   Chelsea had Arsenal pretty much finished off by the 7th minute of the match. By the time the Red Card Fiasco at minute 17 rolled around, and Eden Hazard slotted the penalty kick for a 3-0 lead, the game was done and dusted. And not satisfied with a mere 3…