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Sebastian Vettel WINS the Australian Gran Prix   There is, as there always is I suppose, a horrifying backlog of various sports music cultural political and artistic information, just to name a few, that if I captured them in bare hands and crushed their life blood onto these pages more frequently, perhaps it would seem…

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Two Pints Of Gravy

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GIVE that man another pint of gravy, good sir….   It’s been what….a month and a half, say? 3 fortnights? Well, however you slice it up, it’s been an unreasonable passage of time. And no need to belabor the obvious or oblivious facts that get in the way of the truth. And why bother with…

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The Apocryphal Symphonies, As Performed by Bongo Christ & Johnny Moustache

Bongo Christ (l) and (Not) Johnny Moustache (r)   The symphonies themselves are not all that apocryphal, but their performances by Bongo Christ and Johnny Moustache, like any or most of my stories, certainly are as apocryphal as they come. Whether or not their performances will resonate with the world any better than my stories,…

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It’s Talladega, Baby!! Spring 2016 Celebrity Photographer Edition

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It’s Talladega, Baby!! And I APPROVE of what that means!!!   This will, or might likely, be my worst bloog post ever. The feeling grows within me each passing day as the materials, ideas, concepts pile crushing me, until they seem to wither away and I seem to wither away  and I put the same…

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Except For Beer, International EVERYTHING!!

International Football

International Biker Chicks   In case I haven’t already announced it, I hereby officially announce my retirement from International Football. That’s it. I’m done. I’m hanging up the boots. Jürgen Klinnsman can come begging all he wants. But sorry. I’m through. I want it understood, however, that while I’m retiring from international football, that does…

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Just How in hell did Lewis Hamilton just lose the Gran Prix of Monaco??   I don’t know. You tell me. Hamilton was ruling the day at Monaco from lap 1. He built a lead of 13 seconds ((13 minutes it might as  well have been)) and was virtually lapping the field. At lap 64,…

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Little Worlds of Spite and Hate

What colour Dress are THESE twats wearing??   Against a real football club, such as ArseAnal ((see what I did there, Clive?)) or thier Noisy Neighbors, or my beloved Chelski ((See? I do have a sense of humour after all…)), ManU(re) would not have won this game based upon their run of play. But, alas,…

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With All Their Guns Blazing

Louis van Gaal and Manuel Pelligini share a bit of pre-Manchester Derby banter….   The most important thing that will happen tomorrow, as I write this, or one hundred years ago, as you read this, is the Manchester Derby. Not the Breeders Cup, the US Gran Prix, the Texas 500, nor Washington 23  Minnesota Vike-Queens…

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Соперники

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On The Waterfront   Too bad that Lewis and Nico can’t be best pals, play nice, and get along better. Mostly the latter would be a refreshing change of pace. Their animosity towards each other really wouldn’t play all that well in NASCAR where even though teammates are just as much in competition with each…

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Chelsea trains for Sunday’s derby with Arse(a)nal.   (picture related)   Chelsea is ready for whatever sort of fußball Arse(a)nal brings to the Bridge tomorrow (as I write this….or 100 years ago, as you read this (if) ). Ake, Schurrle, Zouma, and Willian are ready to go, and the rest of the lads are all set.…

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Spa

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Nico Rosberg was booed when he took the podium   In case you are wondering, and even if you’re not I’m going to tell you anyway, the Belgian Grand Prix at Spa-Francorchamps is my 2nd favourite F1 race of the season. It’s a beautiful setting, a challenging course, and coming out of the summer it’s…

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Brickyard 400 Pre-Twittered: The Europa League Of NASCAR

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LA Galaxy 0      ManU(re) 7   While Matt Kenseth and Danica Patrick were not even imaging that they would merely qualify 13th and 14th respectively for today’s Brickyard 400, ManU(re) were obvious attempting, with some success, to achieve the highest stage of manliness imaginable in front of 86,432 fans at The Rose Bowl…

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The Triple

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Kurt Busch might be doing the double…..I’m doing the triple!!   As I promised, I’m doing the Triple today. Grand Prix of Monaco, Indy 500, and the Coca-Cola 600. A day at the races well spent. Kurt Busch is doing the double, the Indy 500 and the Coca-Cola 600. Buy I’m doing all three races.…

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Formula 2

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Chelsea 1     Sunderland 2   The only way I can grasp and comprehend the aforementioned scoreline is this: If Plan A doesn’t work, you go to Plan B. If Plan B doesn’t work, try Formula 2. I mean, really now, what the FOCK anyway?!! It was freaking SUNDERLAND one time there now!! SUNDERLAND!!…